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theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

A GPS System with the Voice of Kronk from Emperor’s New Groove

neilnevins:

GPS: “okay there buddy you’re just gonna go up to that next stop light here and take a right”

You: “right?”

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GPS: riiiiiigggghhhhhhht

(after getting lost)

You: HOW DID I EVEN END UP HERE?

GPS: Well you got me
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by all accounts it doesn’t make sense

Magic Strikes
  • Jim: What kind of father would take a kid to the slaughter?
  • Kate: The kind who wanted his daughter to get used to death. I guess you could say I turned out according to his plan.
  • Jim: Yeah. He teach you to talk a lot of shit, too?
  • Kate: Nope. Picked it up from you.
Magic Strikes

"He say anything?" Jim asked.

"You have three days to turn yourself in." I imitated Curran’s voice. "After that he’ll have to find you. And he doesn’t want to find you."

"Anything else?"

"He mostly cussed after that. I told him you and I were having a hot roll in the hay and he was interrupting."

Tea came out of Brenna’s nose.

Jim struggled with it for a long moment. “I wish you hadn’t done that.”

“Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe - ever expanding.”
—Kate to Curran, Magic Strikes by Ilona Andrews
Magic Strikes
  • Andrea: A direct come-on like that is a challenge. That's how an alpha male would approach an alpha female. They are all about power struggles and the hunt, and they don't do subtle well. I realize this sounds twisted, but it's a backhanded compliment on his part.
  • Kate: [Curran] can take his compliment and shove it where the sun don't shine.
  • Andrea: Can I quote you on that?
Magic Strikes
  • Kate: Since when do you give a crap about my welfare anyway? I think you're confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don't get along. You're a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I'm a pigheaded insubordinate ass. I drive you mad and you want to strangle me.
  • Curran: Once! I did it once!

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

saltwaterliving:

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saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

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